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Bhikhari Train me hath me x-ray liye bhikh mang raha tha,

I admi chillaya: Harami, Tu wohi hai na, Jo Gaand ka x-ray dikha ke bolta hai mere DIL me

 ched hai..
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‎7 yrs boy k rape case me pakda jane par:

Court me Lowyer(Boy ka Lu#d pakde hue): "ur honour is chhote se bachche ko dekho 

kya 

ye rape kar sakta hai?"

Boy to lawyer: "Itna na hila, nahin to case haar jayenge!!
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Pati-Jaan aj Mood Ho raha H

Wife-Na Aaj Nahi

Pati-Aa jao Yaar

Wife-Nahi

Child-papa rape kr lo Ya Mutth Mar K So Jao

Bakchodi mat karo,Subah school jana hai!
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lady Do TARAH ki Goli DENA

Ek To2MAHINEY Tak Pregnancy Na Ho &Ek 2MAHINE Tak Bilkul KHADA Na Ho

Chemist- aise kyu?lady-Qki 2 MAHINE K LIYE ME Gaon JA Rahi HU

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Ladki job ke liye interview dene gayi

Boss: Woh kya hai jis ke 2 wheel hote hai?

GIRL: Motor Cycle

Boss: nahi, Honda Motor Cycle

BOSS: woh kya hai jis ke 4 wheel hote hain?

Girl: Car

BOSS: No, Toyota car.

Girl gusse se: "ab mere sawaal ka jawaab do

"Aagey bhi baal peeche bhi baal beech mein Suraakh ?"

BOSS: "choot" ?

Girl: "NAHI TERI MAA KI CHOOT" ! :D :P

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Santa :- 1 Bar 1 Ladki Ke Pichey Hath Dho K Pad Gya, Or Usko Ptane  Liye Kuch Naa Kuch Krta Rehta Tha,

1 Din Ladki Ney Tangg Akar Usko Pas Bulaaya Or Boli.

 “Merey Pichey Tum Apni Jindagi Barbad Mat Kro”

Santa :- Kyon ??

Ladki: “ Ish Rasty Main Pathar Or Kantton K Alava Kuch Nhi Milegaa “

Satna :- “Arey Pagli, Merey Pas Reebok K Shoes Hai Naa “