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Bhikhari Train me hath me x-ray liye bhikh mang raha tha,

I admi chillaya: Harami, Tu wohi hai na, Jo Gaand ka x-ray dikha ke bolta hai mere DIL me

 ched hai..
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‎7 yrs boy k rape case me pakda jane par:

Court me Lowyer(Boy ka Lu#d pakde hue): "ur honour is chhote se bachche ko dekho 

kya 

ye rape kar sakta hai?"

Boy to lawyer: "Itna na hila, nahin to case haar jayenge!!
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Pati-Jaan aj Mood Ho raha H

Wife-Na Aaj Nahi

Pati-Aa jao Yaar

Wife-Nahi

Child-papa rape kr lo Ya Mutth Mar K So Jao

Bakchodi mat karo,Subah school jana hai!
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lady Do TARAH ki Goli DENA

Ek To2MAHINEY Tak Pregnancy Na Ho &Ek 2MAHINE Tak Bilkul KHADA Na Ho

Chemist- aise kyu?lady-Qki 2 MAHINE K LIYE ME Gaon JA Rahi HU

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Ladki job ke liye interview dene gayi

Boss: Woh kya hai jis ke 2 wheel hote hai?

GIRL: Motor Cycle

Boss: nahi, Honda Motor Cycle

BOSS: woh kya hai jis ke 4 wheel hote hain?

Girl: Car

BOSS: No, Toyota car.

Girl gusse se: "ab mere sawaal ka jawaab do

"Aagey bhi baal peeche bhi baal beech mein Suraakh ?"

BOSS: "choot" ?

Girl: "NAHI TERI MAA KI CHOOT" ! :D :P

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Santa :- 1 Bar 1 Ladki Ke Pichey Hath Dho K Pad Gya, Or Usko Ptane  Liye Kuch Naa Kuch Krta Rehta Tha,

1 Din Ladki Ney Tangg Akar Usko Pas Bulaaya Or Boli.

 “Merey Pichey Tum Apni Jindagi Barbad Mat Kro”

Santa :- Kyon ??

Ladki: “ Ish Rasty Main Pathar Or Kantton K Alava Kuch Nhi Milegaa “

Satna :- “Arey Pagli, Merey Pas Reebok K Shoes Hai Naa “

 

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An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow. The english man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!!
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Showing his friend around his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.

"The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece we've got just to see how much it's all worth."

"Well," his friend replies, "since you couldn't possibly know the day before you were going to die, you'll never be able to sell!"

"And that's where you're wrong," the man smiled. "If I sell it, my wife would kill me!"

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"

Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."
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There were two Christians Travelling on a plane. Sitting behind them was a Muslims. As they realized that a Muslims is Travelling with them. They started talking loudly with each other.
James said to Tim.
Tim where r u going, hopefully to Dubai.
Tim said Nah
There are too many Muslims, streets and roods are flooded with them.
James smiles and said then u must be going to Iran.
Tim said r u mad, Muslims in Iran are more fanatic and mad then Dubai.
Muslim who was listening to them could not bear it and said hey u both go to hell, for sure there would be no Muslim.

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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.  
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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks,

now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.
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